gotta hook 'em all

hokédex

A pokédex for the people you date or meet.
Scan. Tag. Never forget a red flag again.

Download free · Android

Android 9+ · sideload · ~102 MB · v1.4.5 · works offline

hokédex in action

type chart

Everyone has a type.
Now you can prove it.

Main Character Red Flag Ghost Type Toxic Mind Games Situationship Hot Mess Ice Queen/King Clingy Wild Card Too Good NPC High Maintenance Dark Academia + make your own

what it does

Built for the
chronically aware.

🔒

Your roster, your eyes only

The app remembers their face so you don't have to search. No account, no cloud, no server. If you delete the app, it's gone. Forever.

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Finally, language for what they are

You already know. Now it's in writing. Pick a type or invent one. Naming things has power.

📅

The calendar that holds you accountable

One tap per day when you see them. No editing, no backdating. The record doesn't flatter anyone.

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Patterns you felt but couldn't prove

Who actually takes up your time? Which type keeps coming back? The graphs say what you wouldn't.

how it works

First time.
Two minutes.

1

Download and open — straight in

No sign-up. No email. No permissions screen asking for your soul. You're in the app immediately.

2

Add your first entry

Name and a photo. That's it. The app learns their face locally — takes about two seconds.

3

Assign a type (or skip for now)

You can always come back. Sometimes the type becomes obvious later. The dex remembers either way.

4

Tap Meet when you see them

One tap, once a day. That's your only job. Come back in a week and let the insights do the talking.

from the app

"30 days since the last one.
You okay?"

the app

Every screen.
Zero clutter.

get it

Free. Private.
No strings.

v1.4.5 · latest

hokédex

No account. No cloud. No one ever sees your roster but you.

Download APK · Android
⚠️ Enable "Install unknown apps" in Android settings before installing. That's the price of not being surveilled.